Am I going to have to make every single parenting mistake in the book? You know, THE BOOK, the one where sage wisdom is collected. It says stuff like “walk your kids back to their beds when they show up at yours or your lazy ass is gonna have helluva time getting them out.” That BOOK.
According to the tests of the material in that BOOK, I’m an average student. And that’s if you grade on a curve. In reality, I’m sort of below-average and that’s a hard rock for this valedictorian to swallow.
As alluded to above, I have a small child that comes to my bed every night. He comes when we are already asleep, which means he’s not interfering with “adult” time, but still. It’s like sleeping with a windmill or an angry judo master. Chop Chop Chop go his arms and legs all night long. …
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